To my newest addition to my line of victims.
The story: solemnly brought him to the sink, gave my absolute deepest apologies and a few extra seconds for him to experience his sweet (if not short) life in pond water.. and dunked him in ethanol.
Sorry Mr. G. (G. for GINORMOUS!). Here’s a little corner of the internet dedicated to you. RIP. Thank you for your incredible generosity in donating your eternal [and uh, non-consensual] services in boosting my marks..
Much love always.
Your murderer, MMW.
ps. You remember the guy I was talking about before? Yeah. The coward in me finally re-introduced myself to him after days of agonizing over how to do so. A buildup of over a year. I don’t think he even remembers me. I think I imagined everything. He hasn’t even talked to me since. Maybe I had the wrong person. And maybe I’m.. oh, I don’t know… a.. 100% UNADULTERATED IDIOT?! My investigation is done here. Case closed. Goodbye.