Paying top dollar for a hand-held teleport-er remote.
Then I wouldn’t need
A. a car
B. have people badger me about my muddy littered car
C. to wash the said car
D. pay gas $.
E. get up so early
D. waste so many hours of my life driving and get more quality sleep.
F. walk all day
G work for so many hours in the rain
I really do think it would solve the majority of my life problems at the moment.